This part of my site is supposed to be funny. In all seriousness this weeks duel douche is Jerry Sandusky and Bernie Fine. If you have been living in a cave, these two dirtbags are accused of molesting children. Jerry Sandusky was part of the Penn State football organization and has dozens of accusers, spanning decades. Bernie Fine was a Syracuse assistant basketball coach also accused of molesting young men. Both of these men should hang. The damage they have done to these young men will be with them the rest of there lives. Now you can't trust your children with priests, cub scout leaders, and coaches. Even more disgusting is the fact that Fine can't be tried in court because there is some bullshit law in New York that has a time frame of how long after the crime you can try someone. Fuck statue of limitations. Wake up America. These are our children. There is no time frame. We should protect them at all costs.
Ndamukong Suh such a douche. I'm all for hard nose football. I believe the NFL has turned into a powder puff league. That being said, stomping a guy on the ground is complete bullshit. This is also Suhs 3rd time in trouble with the league. Grow up you big douche. Enjoy your suspension! Missed last weeks douche. Sorry I have been busy. So you get a combined two weak winner. Ashton Doucher I mean Kutcher not only is a terrible actor, he is getting divorced by Demi Moore. Apparently he can't keep it in his pants. Not only did you cheat on a smoking hot wife, Ashton chose to be the step father to her 3 kids. Wait till you get to have a chat with MR. Die Hard himself about this!
I had a hard time deciding this weeks douche. I was gonna go with Tony La Russa after his moment of Alzheimers forgetting what relief pitcher he called in. After seeing more and more video, I think the douches at occupy Wall St rallies get the award. I'm all for your rights as Americans. If a bunch of dirty hippies and the unemployed want to get together and cry I'm ok with that. I'm not ok with them in the streets. Stopping traffic, affecting small business. Not to mention these protests accomplish nothing. The havn't for the past 50 years. Voting does. Passing laws to protect the people does. Don't get me wrong changes need to be made. These bunch of idiots are not the way to do it. Please listen to these interviews. Well it's fitting this weeks winner I have been calling Shai Ladouche for years. Shia Labeouf got beat down in Vancouver. Supposedly he was hammered at the bar and running into people. Someone told him to watch out and he got tough. The two went outside and the man kicked the crap out of him. I guess Ladouche thinks sense he can fight transformers he now is a tough guy. This isn't the first time either. Someone that rich and that big of a pussy should probably hire a body guard or two to do his dirty work. Way to go Ladouche. For winning this week I will send you some free MMA lessons so you can stop getting your ass kicked.
Well this weeks douche of the week is personal. And sense its my site I'm going with it. Hands down week 5 goes to PayRod, or A-Roid, or Madonna's boy. He has to be one of the worst chokers in the history of sports. Twice in game 5 with bases loaded he comes away with nothing. In the 9th he didn't even have a good swing on the ball. This is what kids dream of from the time they are 5 years old! Bases loaded bottom of the 9th. Its not so much the money that aggravates me, there are 100s of overpaid players across sports. Its the fact talent wise he is one of the greatest all around baseball players to live. But in between the ears he is a mangina. He folds under pressure, needs a life coach to tell him how great he is, and needs Jeter's constant approval. Cut this super douche, so he can go see Dr. Phil and cry it out. I'm over the A Rod experiment.
This has to go to the NBA players. The NBA is by far the worst run league of all the major sports. These extremely overpaid clowns just don't get it. The NBA doesn't generate the money that the NFL does but for some reason very average players have 10 million dollar a year contracts. Reports show at least 10 teams are losing money. And I believe it! How many sold out Milwaukee Bucks games are there? This is going to damage the NBA just like it did when the NHL lost its season. I cant wait for all these clowns to start losing their houses and "whips" you know hardly any of them saved any money. Wait till you here welcome to McDonalds from an NBA player. Thank you basketball players for being whining, overpaid, premadonna, thuglife, douchebags. When does college hoops start?
I'm not big into politics. Pretty much all politicians are dirtbags. Lie, cheat and steal. This fact is proven every week when some politician gets caught knocking up his maid, giving handers in the bathroom, etc, etc. This weeks winner is the Dept of Justice. In new findings these douchebags were buying $16 dollar muffins for meetings. Yes folks one muffin for 16 bucks! And cookies for a reasonable price of $10 each. How much is a cup of coffee for these meeting? $8!!!!! Your tax dollars hard at work people. We can't feed people, take care of the elderly or children, create freaking jobs but we can blow $500,000 in a year on muffins and coffee. So thank you Dept of Justice for screwing the taxpayers and winning Douche of the Week!
The video says it all. Way to go douche! Every week there will be one winner for douche of the week. It can be a sports figure, celebrity, polatician. The person demonstrating how big of a tool they are and overall douchness will be crowned "Douche of the Week"
This weeks winner is Teddy Bruschi. For his psychaotic rant about OchoCincos tweet. Well all know Chad is a look at me guy. And he is waaaaay past his prime. That being said Bruschi freaking out because Chad said he woke up late and was in awe of the Patriots offense is a bit much. I understand what Teddy was trying to say but he came across like someone stole his first born. Lighten up Teddy and lay of the roids, HGH, or clear whatever you NFL players call it these days. Congrats on winning week 1's Douche of the Week. You will recieve your prize in 8 |
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